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The People Who Run The Country
Yeah, that’s right
we’re the people who run the country
and it’s our fault you don’t like what you see
when you look in the mirror.
We came into your bedroom last night
and rearranged your teeth in your fucking mouth
It’s our fault you don’t like your wife
it’s our fault you don’t like your life
why your team loses
why your throat hurts
It’s our fault it’s raining
We’re the people who run the country
So come blame it all on us
A blend of thug and gentry
But no sir, we ain’t out of touch
Yeah that’s right
It was us that pissed on your chips
And we didn’t wash our hands
just sung happy birthday twice for fun
Happy Birthday to us
And yes, we are having a party
And no, you’re not invited
So take your scabby placards and do one
You stop the virus
You save the planet
We’re the people who run the country
So come blame it all on us
A blend of thug and gentry
But no sir, we ain’t out of touch
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Weekend People
03:40
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Weekend People
And look the clouds come down for the Weekend
and the rain comes down for the weekend
and the second home owners come down for the weekend
stretching their backs from the long drive
stretching their backs from the long week
unloading London produce from their hybrid cars.
Dealing with the dead locks. Smiling at the Aga.
How exhausting it must be
to have to have two of everything!
No wonder they need this
No wonder they need their weekend
Aspiration’s
not a crime
Phil n Kirsty
double time
Smile smile,
hide your scorn
then when they’ve gone
do a shit on their lawn
then when they’ve gone
do a shit on their lawn
And back in town it’s one long queue for a turmeric latte
an endless fish for change, a series of lost loyalty cards
What will they cook for Kiera and Jeremy?
who’s vegan? who’s gluten free this week?
iphone pinned betwixt shoulder and ear
on hold to BT for what seems like weeks
there’s always something wrong with the wifi
and nothing the woman is saying makes sense
and then it clicks - they’re talking about different houses.
Aspiration’s
not a crime
Phil n Kirsty
double time
Smile smile,
hide your scorn
then when they’ve gone
do a shit on their lawn
then when they’ve gone
do a shit on their lawn
And another week runs sobbing from the busy hands of the weekend
and the second home owners are returning from London
with a silicon baking tray a bag of beans from that roastery in Hackney
and some existential angst they could do without
because it’s been another bruising week for the left
and our weekend people
are liberals at heart
they just don’t understand it
the working class are voting the wrong way
what happened to solidarity?
Thank God they have their weekend
But wait! What’s that on the lawn?
Aspiration’s
not a crime
Phil n Kirsty
double time
Smile smile,
hide your scorn
then when they’ve gone
do a shit on their lawn
then when they’ve gone
do a shit on their lawn
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3. |
Black As Alexanders
03:06
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Black as Alexanders
Ranting for the cheap seats
twerking for the Royal Box
being bled to lily on boards
I just want something that will cover me up
slip the night right over head like a hood
I crave the good opinion of fools
who doll out their likes like gongs
narcissus staring, drooling in his pond
at the ragged end of my complicity
like film flapping in a projector
I clutch the lectern at the lecture like an altar
slurring like Churchill at Yalta
hand on my holster at the volta
poised on the threshold, ah but here I falter
I just want to be good
I just want to be good
I just want to be good but bits of me are …
black as alexanders
black as alexanders seed
black as alexanders
black as alexanders seed
ranting from the hedgerows
reaping through the wastelands
scything down these happy country lanes
the night waits crouching like a jack-in-the-box
and when its springs you won’t tell us apart
but when I bury my head
in the meadow of your breast
i know the scent of wild flowers is the one that I like best
and i don’t like to think of
all the forests I’ve asphalted
the metal that i have smelted and the creatures that i’ve pelted
ah, but I’ve never felt this
too much helter skelter
i’m dizzy now and i’m begging for your shelter
I know that I can be good
I know that I can be good
I know that I can be good when everything is …
black as alexanders
black as alexanders seed
black as alexanders
black as alexanders seed x2
a solid stem becomes hollow and grooved with age
black as alexanders
black as alexanders seed
black as alexanders
black as alexanders seed
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Are Murmurations Worth it?
Are Murmurations Worth it?
Are they though?
Are they really though?
Only I’ve got a Rustler’s burger
and a can of Monster
and Celebrity Gogglebox is on.
And I’m watching a video in which
a man unboxes a box and I’m hoping there might be a another box inside the box
They’ve got plugs on trains now
and I’ve got a special battery. So it never has to stop.
Like. Share. Like. Share. Share. Like. Like. Like.
I’ve got Bombay Badboy down my top
Gazing at my own naval’s a bit highbrow
so I just stare at my own hairless bollocks.
I’m gonna turn all the taps on, something
to do, innit. God, I’m busy. I’m so busy.
I need to get a new thing. I dunno what.
Something. I need something. Pass me
Amazon. What’s on sale? What’s good?
Are murmurations worth it though?
Are they though?
Really? Only, Piers Morgan’s
joined The Sun and I’m flat out
“holding onto my screen.”
What if it gives me a feeling? What if it’s
like something I’ve not had before
What if they soar hundreds of feet into the air,
turn this way and that like a vast black kite, a billowing
sail, a living lung that expands and contracts
in the dying sun, then dive-bomb the marsh
and cut through me like first love, like loss.
And I’ve got to
take a photo through his Aperol Spitz
and type ‘The Boy Done Good”
40,000 times or that independent cafe
won’t go bust. Terrible service. Waitress was fat.
Seriously though, mate Peaky Blinders, mate.
No, I’m an aromantic
pansexual actually. It means I love nothing
but I fuck everything. I’m gonna take a picture of that
and send it to myself. But are they really though?
Actually WORTH it? Only I’ve got mental health
and I’m off to Turkey for some new tits.
And these pyjamas double as a three piece suit
so I don’t have to get dressed Every. Fucking. Morning. .
Shut up, I’m drinking my breakfast. Careful of my sunnies
they’ve got a whole computer in them that films
all the nothing that I do. Months and months and months
and months of nothing.
What if it gives me a feeling? What if it’s
like something I’ve not seen before
What if they soar hundreds of feet into the air,
turn this way and that like a vast black kite, a billowing
sail, a living lung that expands and contracts
in the dying sun, then dive-bomb the marsh
and cut through me like first love, like loss.
Anyway, it’s all on my stories
didn’t you see it? I tagged ya. I’ve built an exact replica
of my house on Minecraft and this weekend
I’ve got to tidy it and then tidy my actual house,
so are they worth it? Really actually, really worth it?
What will it be? What will actually be? Is there an app?
Can’t you just film it? What if it’s triggering? What if it’s
transphobic? What if the birds inadvertently spell out:
“I agree with Suzanne Moore” Will someone
cancel me? Is that worth it? Will there be a smell?
What if a tree give me COVID? Is it even
vegan? Can we monetise it in some way?
Ok, I’m only coming if I can be IN
the murmuration. Like at the front of the murmuration.
like I’m the main one. Otherwise the birds are just
gatekeepers. Fascists gatekeepers.
What if it gives me a feeling? What if it’s
like something I’ve not seen before
What if they soar hundreds of feet into the air,
turn this way and that like a vast black kite, a billowing
sail, a living lung that expands and contracts
in the dying sun, then dive-bomb the marsh
and cut through me like first love, like loss.
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Keep My Wife's Name
04:28
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Keep My Wife’s Name
I’m off to see a man about a defibrillator
cos you stop my heart eight times a day
When I look at you I see Menaleus in a whole new light
Oh I’d launch a million ships
Fuck off cruise liners with nuclear warheads
Yeah, cos there’s something primal about all of this
You peel off the centuries of civilisation
[ keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth ]
I would conquer worlds for you (for you, for you)
I would conquer worlds for you
Now this is a story all about how
You floored me with this crazy love,
This lunar howl of love,
Poetry spurting like blood
One minute I’m Rimbaud
Next I’m Rambo
My quill the throat of a milk-faced waiter
Your joy is my joy
Your pain in my pain
I want everybody in the house to know
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go
[ keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth ]
I would conquer worlds for you (for you, for you)
I would conquer worlds for you
I mean I am aware you never asked me to conquer a world for you
You’re not Lady Macbeth
Who incidentally was written by a man
And Bonny Tyler’s holding out for a hero?
Written by two men. Of course it fucking was
Oh I would conquer worlds for you but
I draw the line at therapy
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Hawaii 89
04:10
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Hawaii 89
Fuck me that pink, that peach!
Slap it on a cap that says Hawaii 89.
It’s like sex on the beach
exploding from a concrete cup.
It flooded here last month.
Poor Nick was up all Christmas Eve
just bailing out his bog. I brought him jam,
stood across his lake of lawn
and called and called his name.
The water in the fields is draining now,
and you should see the green it’s left behind,
oh man, in this light, it’s like felt.
Fuck me that pink, that peach!
Slap it on a cap that says Hawaii 89.
It’s like sex on the beach
exploding from a concrete cup.
Not long ago if you had leant
against my chest, your elbow
would have gone right through. Today
I rapped it like a newly tiled
wall, nah, that’s solid that is, yeah. I chase
the sunset west, I want to get my greedy
nose in it but as I leave the town it slips
behind the skeletons of trees.
I was so close.
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7. |
Making Up The Numbers
03:18
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Making Up The Numbers
So it turns out I’m alright with bungalows and new builds
Pop music and Richard Curtis
I’ve tuned out my aesthetic snob in my head
I just like being moderately warm and well fed
When I was a young man I was very angry at the world
And it was from this anger that I derived a moral superiority
Oh, I thought that I had standards
I didn’t have standards, I was just a prick
Now …
We’re just pleased to be here (making up the numbers)
We’re just pleased to be here (making up the numbers)
We’re just pleased to be here (making up the numbers)
We’re just pleased to be here (we’re just pleased to be here)
Right, so, I’ve started reading up about history
In Roman Britain there as a bloke known as the Count of the Saxon Shore
It was his job to protect the English coastline
From the barbarian hordes
From The Wash down to modern day Brighton
Holding back the tides
Pissing out a forest fire
Trying to do a poetry recital at a rave
I think about that guy a lot …
Now …
We’re just pleased to be here (making up the numbers)
We’re just pleased to be here (making up the numbers)
We’re just pleased to be here (making up the numbers)
We’re just pleased to be here (we’re just pleased to be here) x 2
(Look at us, we don’t care)
These days when I have an idea I do my level best with it
Then send to mate Jim who makes the idea so much more
We don’t argue about who did what bit
But every few months or so we send each other a text saying “love your work”
Now …
We’re just pleased to be here (making up the numbers)
We’re just pleased to be here (making up the numbers)
We’re just pleased to be here (making up the numbers)
We’re just pleased to be here (we’re just pleased to be here) x 2
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Beachhead
04:12
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Beachhead
Millennials! Gather round and let my Insta Insights clock your age and social grade.
Form yourself into a mob, the churning brick dust sea behind you,
grey clouds swelling over head, and watch me clamber on this pillbox,
its innards slick with litter, its purpose long forgotten. Hear me preach:
click-click along to the sorrowful sermon I wept into my MacBook
as Boris alassed nearby in a minimised window.
We didn’t see it coming, did we? That we’d be bitching over pronouns
as the structures of the state were duct-taped, cable tied and bundled in the boot.
*
But don’t pin it all on us. Blame Generation X and their Ottolenghi
salads, their Grand Designs, and their noughties land grab
of all the decent rundown seaside towns. Those bastards!
Blame good design, capitulation to the colour wheel. Blame all this good living! It wasn’t our intention
but we made being the good guys look like being the bad guys. O I dreamt
of revolutions but I can’t be arsed to this rinse this carton out. I gawp at docs
of Chinese peasants melting plastic down, recognise the brand names on the bags,
CHORUS
And now I wrap my compromise around my neck like a vintage scarf
and take it for long walks around the one of the less fashionable run-down seaside towns
and contemplate how it will go from here as Gen Z manufacture memes
to mock our Hufflepuff humble brags and stupid skinny jeans.
Of course our parents double-down on history they learned by rote,
on how the Empire did such good. Just look at all those statues. There’s your truth!
No one wants to admit they’ve been a dick their whole lives.
What’s to stop them stepping round the bars of our manufactured rage.
CHORUS x2
I took the rule book and I drew a cock and balls on it but never dared to rip it up.
And now I shake the Etch-a-Sketch until my wrists ache as a 22 year old
who really actually doesn’t secretly think that skinny equals cool
stares me down from an app I don’t fully understand with a simplicity
I didn’t realise was permitted and asks me,
straight out: Why didn’t you do something about all of this?
While over at the corner table the Boomers puff
on their Captain Tom ceramic bongs, and say: See,
it’s complicated, isn’t it? It’s complicated, it’s complicated…
CHORUS
O I want stop and gaze at waves
but all I see are dusty fighting pits and rings of baying punters waving wads;
the sinewed muscles of the men, the pistons of their shoulder blades.
O the crack of bone, the smell of blood!
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Lale Has Not Turned Up For Work
He’s wake boarding with Taika Waititi.
Him and Millhouse have got an all sugar Squishy
Woah that’s good squishy, they say.
Lale is picking his own strawberries
in Dedham Vale with Dudley Sutton.
He’s drinking milkshakes cold and long
on a lilo watching a video
of the new Apple watch being unboxed.
Lale and Lale’s friend Jill have made soup.
The whole veg box in one go, even the swede.
Lale has not turned up for work x4
Lale is in Turtle Bay, spunking his cash on sides
Lale’s found a mint copy of Sgt Pepper on vinyl
in Barnardo’s. Lale is halfway through
Lindsay Anderson’s If -
the boys are shooting up the school.
Lale is refusing to listen to a Morrissey apologist:
That joke isn’t funny anymore he says, tartly.
He’s just put the top down.
He’s the only car on the A35.
He’s thought of a great band name: Pope Slap.
Lale has not turned up for work x4
Lale is listening to the New Statesman podcast .
Lale is laughing out loud. Welcome to the Jungle
comes on. Lale is having a bubble bath.
Lale is ordering a new cock ring.
Lale has not turned up for work.
Lale is having goodbye sushi with Lily James
at Victoria Station. No, it’s Waterloo, it always
makes him think of the Bourne Ultimatum.
They’ve got a stack of yellows.
They just had yellows. To hell with the cost.
Lale has not turned up for work x4
Lale is in the Norfolk Lavender fields
reconnecting with his dad. I’m so glad
we did this, Lale. Yeah, me too, Dad. Me too.
Lale slips his hand through the loop of his dad’s arm
and his dad squeezes it against his quilted jacket
till Lale can feel his rib cage.
It feels warm and safe as the sun slides
down the vast Norfolk sky in pinks and purples.
Lale texts his boss a photo of the lavender
in the gloaming. It’s so beautiful. It’s almost unreal.
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Leave Me
02:59
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Leave Me
Will everybody leave me?
Do I want them to?
The opposite of addiction is connection
I nicked that off Johann Hari
but he won’t mind, he’s been there
and you know what, maybe I’m all right just rattling:
echoing one liners off walls of my own choosing.
I think it’s time to rusticate my anxiety,
that old muscle in my chest is way less squeaky of late
perhaps I’ll get a few beers in
sit on the sofa and watch some Yoga with Adrienne:
a little bit of neck hygiene goes a long way…
Will everybody leave me? Do I want them to? x 4
What we believe to be our best instincts
are often our worse
but this morning I only needed the one coffee
I’ve begun to talk to myself a little more kindly
I bought some new trainers, read an Instapoem.
About 90% of shit can be fixed by a long walk
so pass me that sou’wester, watch me shuffle
beneath the rustle of the poplars
fuck me those trees are keen
they’re shooting up round here like school boys’ shins.
Will everybody leave me? Do I want them to? x 4
How do you let go without giving up?
Ah that’s the question, int it?
I think it’s all in the feel, like finding the biting point
or locating a vein, turning on a light in the dark,
or knowing when to drop
the bass.
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Screensavers
I board the red-eye
clutching my coffee
shooting off the bile
from my bony little thumbs
at dog-whistle pixels
self-obsessed journos
so fasten your seatbelts
and stay something vile
But it’s cosmic up above the clouds today
I want to tumble through them
it’s hard to think I’d fall to earth.
And I want to write it down
to make you see what I see
I want to paint that scene
but I cant’ I can’t I can’t
Don’t try it at home, kids,
you’ll only get
an inbox full of instapoems
stick with your regrets.
Trying to make it beautiful
won’t do you favours
filling up the world with more
screensavers
Alexa, show me a beautiful view
And it’s bad enough
that I run from my trauma
clutching these sheafs
like loot from the vaults
but my words are emojis
when faced with this vista
dismantle your cameras
Cease you attempts
Cos who cares about me anyway
I’m a stain on this blue
I’ve nothing to say
I just want to submit
I’m dissolving like an aspirin
in the clear lake of the sky
I’m dissolving like an aspirin
in the clear lake of the sky
Don’t try it at home, kids,
you’ll only get
an inbox full of instapoems
stick with your regrets.
Trying to make it beautiful
won’t do you favours
filling up the world with more
screensavers
Siri, play me music with emotion in it
no, music with emotion in it
A Tuscany village
cut in the hillside
an Aztec temple
and all that New Zealand
Art as a sedative
art as a pick me up
art as a bubble bath
art as a snack
Don’t try it at home, kids,
you’ll only get
an inbox full of instapoems
stick with your regrets.
Trying to make it beautiful
won’t do you favours
filling up the world with more
screensavers
Hey Google, play me
The People Who Run The Country
Nice.
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12. |
Back At The End Again
03:48
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We’re Back at the End Again
Come and whimper,
pot-bellied like a cuck
scroll though everything you know you’ll never have.
Picture your partner happy
closing the door in your face
let it loop like a gif.
Your child being thrown in the air
by the well-toned arms of better man,
your drunk mother shitting herself at sports day.
Go fixed-point gambling
wank in the train toilets.
Go on, it’s your birthday.
Back, Back, Back at the End again x 2
Come, come on, meet me,
there’s a Shell garage on the south circular
a Burger King at Thurrock services
a month of Tuesday evenings in November
they’d be perfect.
Let’s finger each other like fifteen year olds
bash teeth with morning breath
let’s talk about the sofas we’ll own in our 40s
our dream sofas
our forever sofas.
Back, Back, Back at the End again x 2
Spend easter weekend with a dozen TV agents
and some bloke you assume to be their dealer
cheer up, Kit Harrington is on the One Show
hasn’t he done well
Look at Kit Harrington,
he was in that thing,
y’know, that thing
Look at Kit Harrington.
Plunder yourself for parts.
Back, Back, Back at the End again x 2
So snap that elastic band
in the post office queue
at parent’s evening
in the flickering gloom of the village film club.
Julia Hartley-Brewer is here with her strap-on
go on, you know you want to
you can be your own optimism
she’ll be …
Julia Hartley-Brewer
submit like you always do
no one hates you, mate
no one’s even noticed.
Back, Back, Back at the End again x 2
It’s tailbacks for miles in both directions
feel the heft of your gut,
the spot on your pubis
pull your ugliest face,
look in the toilet bowl
smell the panic seeping from your armpits
submit to the sugar tax,
keep on glugging
that’s it, keep on glugging
keep on glugging
Run your tongue over your furry teeth
picture yourself as a 4 year old
squinting in the sunlight
holding a spade
so unspoiled, so sweet
that’s it, that’s it, good boy
weep.
We’re the People Who Run The Country so come blame it all on us x 8
A blend of thug and gentry, but no sir, we’re not out of touch.
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The People Who Run The Country roll their misanthropic fun wagon of pop into 2022 and suddenly things don’t seem that bad
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Their debut single gained Radio 6 airplay and this Autumn they’re bringing out their debut LP.
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